Not-Wordless Wednesday: Calf-Stretchy

This is a piece of the sidewalk that runs in front of our house. It's been knocked askew by the big tree on the right:

I love it: it's nature's place to stretch your calves.

(Honestly, this picture mainly exists to show off my cute new shoes. And I had to damn near turn myself upside down to take this picture....outdoors....on the sidewalk....at 8am. Because my neighbors don't think I'm weird enough.)