1. "Crazy Dancin" (Theme: Abnormal Psychology)
2. "On The Dancernet" (Theme: popular websites. The teen classes, naturally, dance about myspace. Baby classes are Lolcats. Rickroll in the middle of every 5th number. Laugh as your audience squirms)
3. "The Wu-Dance Clan" (The ENTIRE recital is the music of the Wu-Tang Clan)
4. "Dance Exposes Disney" (Theme is The Various Scandals That Have Surrounded Disney Movies Over The Last Seven Decades. The backdrop is designed after the original VHS artwork from 'The Little Mermaid.')
5. "The Dance-Chan Party Van!" (It's more or less 'To Catch a Predator' as a ballet).
6."Election Day Ballet" (Large ensemble pieces include "Crashing Economy" "Liberal Media" "Angry Liberals" and "The Polling Place." Small Ensembles include "Green Party" and "Write-In Candidates")
(might be worth noting that I added #6 on November 4th, 2008.)